I said to the sun, ‘Tell me about the big bang.’ The sun said, ‘it hurts to become.
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
Look at this fucking space apple.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.
the turkey swiss on rye incident
ALFRED LITERALLY JUST BEAT UP SUPERMAN
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
Kicked him so hard his shoe blew up.
What the hell just happened? Is this real life?
HOW THE FUCK WAS ALFRED ABLE TO BEAT SUPERMAN UP LIKE THAT AND CARRY BATMAN BRIDAL STYLE ISNT HE LIKE SUPER OLD OR SOMETHING
FOR REALS, SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED.
I assume it’s kind of like when a mothers kid is trapped under a car and then she lifts it to get her kid.
But you know with punching out superman.
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
i wanted to draw all the Free! hot boys together plus the new ones from S2
plus Gou-san~ KISUMI IS PROBABLY NOT THAT IMPORTANT BUT HE”S SO CUTE
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